"Philosopher's Lexicon"

2008 Tartu Ülikool Edition

airanian adj to inexplicably be able to tolerate luksanic people
  "Priit is so luksanic, he is lucky he has an airanian girlfriend."

blõuk v to put an end to a drawn-out wisecrack with a poisonous remark

centrethicum n collection of brilliant dilemmas and typologies listed in alphabetical order, available from 10am to 6pm

cohnition n innovation in the structures and bureaucracy of an organization
  "His cohnition was to make all the meetings start exactly on time."

cohnitopian, n member of a Teutonic cult committed to the formal reconstruction of Van Halen lyrics and the reduction of Sammy Hagar to absurdity.

cohnitz, n a disagreement that cannot be solved by using the relevant terms in the same sense
  "What looked like a minor squabble in the beginning turned into a real quarrel between us and ended up in an unresolvable cohnitz."

dacohnic, n not merely a carnivore, but actively anti-vegetarian
  "Do not serve that broccoli to Daniel, he is dacohnic!"

eestype n a stereotype everyone repeats, but everyone also knows is not true
  "What do you mean that Estonians are so reserved that they would never participate in a lexicon party? That is such an eestype."

freudschade n sublimated mix of joy and sadness, stabilized in patterns of mass consumption

hegelp v 1. to chop, split in the middle
               2. to suffer from a fatal disease of Reason
               3. voluntary act of blocking the visual, auditory, and olfactory beauty of a flower

high voltage adj doing a Ph.D. dissertation in eight years
  see also low voltage

hightocracy, n neo-Platonic political system in which society is governed by ontologist-kings

hightway n overwhelming enthusiasm about pretty much everything

Holy Triinity n the sacred triune path between Ülikooli 7, Lossi 3, and Väike-Kaar 15.

impaaverished, n state of being unable to see non-white colors in wines
  "This merlot is good, too bad Triin is impaaverished and cannot taste it."

inhightful, adj would be insightful if one could read the handwriting, but one cannot.
  "The comments were numerous, but most of them were inhightful."

jak v to make odd noises while thinking it is music
  "Tarmo! Quit jakking and go to bed. It is after midnight."

jakaapi, n a small irrational animal that exists only because God accidentally conceived it.
  "This specimen cannot be a product of evolution. It belongs to the mysterious jakaapi genus."

kangilasque, adj 1. opposite to minimalism
  "Since he introduced this logical operator, his theory of truth has become rather kangilasque."
                             2. a well punctuated and edited text
  "After strenuous effort, my paper is fairly kangilasque now. It should be ready for submission."

kohnits (arc. koonits, koomits, contemp. cohnitz)
    1. n (southern Estonian dialect, see Asekmsi [Andrus Saareste Eesti keele mõistelise sõnaraamatu indeks]) latrine, toliet, shed, barn, cot, cote, place where tools are kept (koomidsa all saisvaq riiq-rattaq - "sledges and carts lying under the koomidsa)
    2. v (southern and middle Estonian dialect) to fumble
    3. n (contemp) well-lighted room with glass walls and sliding doors, usually decorated with Apple™ brand computers and 1980s Van Halen decor
    4. v (contemp) to garner books and articles into a specific establishment and prepare them for different uses, including oral renderings with extensive use of PowerPoint presentations
    5. v (tech. philosophical) to rattle off a technical argument based on some system of pluralistic logic which splashing through PowerPoint slides, such that getting the point is beyond human ability
    6. n (tech. philosophical - southern Estonian slang, vulgar) small portable device of Apple™ brand used to pass quickly to the next PowerPoint slide

low voltage adj planning to do a Ph.D. dissertation after four years of study, one academic vacation year, and another three years
  see also high voltage

luksanic adj always relating topics of conversation to sex-related themes
  "We were talking about bowling, but Ken is so luksanic he thought we were making a pass at him."

lõukish n the tendency to laugh at virtually anything, especially things that are not particularly funny
  "Tell that horrible joke to Kristi. She is lõukish enough to laugh at it."

marcing, n an ethical feature imprinted by evolution on our actions
  "The fact that we tend not to torture our mothers is just a marcing. Mothers feed us, so we let them live. Of course, no mother has an absolute right not to be tortured."

marcsism n the study of the subtle differences in pronunciation of the letters 'c' and 'k'
  "He is rather bad at marcsism - when he says vitamin C it sounds like vitamin K.

marconomics, n socio-economic philosophy advocating the redistribution of ideas by a hightocratic regime in accordance with the principle, from each according to his existence, to each according to her familiarity with early modern philosophy.

markosisch adj to speak slowly in an unfailingly friendly way
  "I cannot understand a word of his English, but his Estonian is so markosisch."

mclaugh v to wander half-deliberately from one's original plans
  "He totally mclaughed at this course. We started with Socrates and ended up discussing poverty in Africa."

mclaughless n wearing only black as both a fashion statement and silent tribute to anarachical principles - except on Liverpool game days
  "I did not know Paul owned a colored shirt until yesterday, I thought he was mclaughless."

palgionism n obsession with white boards
  "Have you heard the news? Our lecturer was diagnosed with palgionism! He need rehab."

reilable  adj unable to be refuted by functional self-defense

ringo  n well-informed contact person able to give information over the phone
  "If you have further questions, please call our ringo Mr. Smith."

room n small place at the back of the throat that, when over-used, can only be healed by imbibing cognac.
  "After Heiko strained his room during choir practice, he headed straight for the bar."

sutroopia n the fusion of utopia and entropy, can be applied to objects, events and persons
  "The party yesterday was full of sutroopia - the fireplace in the living room was in total bliss, but the guys in the kitchen trashed the whole place."
  "My classmate represents all the sutroopia there ever was - he's doing like ten things at the same time, gets almost nothing done, but still manages to achieve perfection."

sutropia n a perfect society in which infinite funding is provided for philosophy departments, the days each have 48 hours, the hours each have 120 minutes, and no one ever comes late to a meeting since everyone is living in the past with respect to absolutely every frame of reference (so they still have some time to make it on time)

sutropic adj organized according to a system of piles
  "Here at the library we use a sutropic cataloging system. Just start looking through that pile of index cards."

üloinimene n (eesti keel) super-duper human being
    Term originates from a fragment of a manuscript by an unknown Estonian author. The manuscript is entitled Nõnda kõneles Zarathrustra veel and tells the story of Zarathrustra, continuing exactly from the point where Nietzsche ended his famous Also sprach Zarathrustra. After leaveing the cave, Zarathrustra decides to go on holiday in the Baltics. Experiences with Estonian restaurants convince him to totally revise his former philosophical conceptions and to return to the cities to preach the necessary corrections to the masses. According to the revised doctrine, the üloinimene overcomes the üleinimene by noticing that, despite the Ewige Wiederkehr of almost everything else, chefs in Estonian restaurants manage to break the cycle of the eternal return by not cooking anything in the exact same way twice.
  "Ma õpetan teile üloinimest. Üleinimene on miski, mida peab ülotama. Mis olete teinud ta ülotamiseks?
  Kõik olendid seni on loonud midage kõrgemat endast: ja teie tahate siis olla mõõnaks sellele suurele tõusule ning pigemini tagasi minna looma juurde kui ülotada üleinimest [...]
  Üloinimene on maa mõte. Teie tahe ütelgu: üloinimene olgu maa mõte!"

volberith 1. num (arch.) second-order ordinal used in ancient times for denoting certain fortune-bringing dragons from the 3rd to 14th dynasties.
                2. adj a kind of lexicon entry that only the author (allegedly) understands